Simple Simon, Yes, Sam, Ample - Pizza Man, and Gibbous-(the)-Moon Man!

Simple Pieman, Yes, Sam, Ample-Pizza-man, and 'Gibbous (the) Moon man !

Prasad Rao
http://myprofile.cos.com/gangar



'Simple Criminal' met an 'Adept'
Enjoyin' the Sun
Asked the 'Simple' of the 'Adept'
"Pray, What secret you possess?
The Secret that hath made you
twice as rich as I ever dare to be?"

Said the Adept to the Simple
Suno mere bhai!
Jus' make sure there is someone behind,
A 'someone of the future'
who will follow in your path.
Commit any crime, any sin, You may!
You take the cake, he does the time
For he hath no way out!
So it has been for eons now
So shall it be for centuries to come!

Said the 'Simple' to the 'Adept'
Enlightened I am today,
How can I ever repay you
for this priceless 'Gurudakshina'
Said the 'Adept' to the 'Simple'
'Not so easy, and not so soon'
for I must initiate you
to this 'O cult' tradition!
As your Guru, and for a start,
I ordain you 'Satyam vada, Dharmam chara'
Cover for me while I loot as
your Hon'ble Mantri Mahoday !!!

(I'll take turns and lead the pious life when it's your turn at the Ministry!).